Gimme Dat Chocolate!
Oh, this parent made the biggest blunder of all time: feeding their children chocolate. Don’t they know that kids love sugar and vice versa? The moment you stick a bit of sugar in their mouths, that’s when they turn into crazed demons who’ll eat nothing else but chocolate.
So, when is the right time to introduce chocolate into their lives? Ideally, never. Just give them fruit to satisfy their sugar cravings, and no child on Earth cries about not having a banana. Well, good luck with your chocolate-loving child, random parent. And have fun dealing with their temper tantrums while queueing at the supermarket.