“Oh, Matt!”
This girl got broken up with because of a bad cold. She was doing long-distance with her boyfriend at the time, which is always a recipe for disaster. He came over one weekend when she had a cold and was pretty congested. Even though she wasn’t feeling 100%, they were still intimate. Everything seemed totally normal, until he broke up with her out of nowhere the next day.
He offered no explanation, so she was pretty confused. Eventually, the truth was revealed. He thought she was saying “Oh, Matt” when they were intimate the night before. In reality, she was saying, “oh man,” but her nose was so plugged up it sounded like she was saying another guy’s name. Instead of talking about it, the boyfriend just decided to end things. At least they can laugh about it now!