A Red Flag in a Green Dress
This breakup story is so heartless that it’s hilarious. This poor guy got dumped via text message in the most indirect way possible. His then-girlfriend was going to a party with a special dress code. Attendees were supposed to wear red if they were taken, green if they were single, and yellow if their relationship status was “complicated.”
There he was, minding his own business, when he gets a text from her. It’s just a picture with no message. Guess what? She wore green to the party. He got the message, literally and figuratively, and their relationship was over after that. What a bummer way to get dumped!