Team Edward all the Way
This guy dated a girl who dumped him when she fell for another guy. A tale as old as time, right? The thing is, the other guy wasn’t even real. He was none other than the fictional character Edward Cullen from the Twilight book series. That’s gotta hurt.
According to our storyteller, his ex became obsessed with Twilight and would make the two of them roleplay as Bella and Edward. Eventually, she got tired of dealing with this guy’s non-Edward personality and ditched him. Being dumped for a fictional vampire can’t feel great, so while this is a funny story, our hearts go out to this guy.