Get Well Soon
This story is definitely in the running for the snarkiest breakup ever. This person broke up with their girlfriend by sending her two heartfelt cards. One was a “missing you” card explaining that they missed the person they originally fell for. Ouch. In case she didn’t get the picture, they sent a second card to really put the nail in the coffin of their relationship.
To follow up on the first card, they sent along a “get well soon” card to let her know that she had “serious problems.” Dang. To warrant such a brutal breakup, this relationship must have been pretty toxic on both ends. Hopefully, both of these people at least took away some life lessons from the situation.