Ice, Ice, Baby
This person got totally iced out by their ex– literally. They told her that they were “moving to Antarctica,” so they had to break up. The whole “I’m moving far away, so we have to break up” move is a classic tactic, but “moving to Antarctica” is next level. There’s really no better lie to tell if you want to fall off the face of the Earth.
We love that this ex had to emphasize that they didn’t want our storyteller to call them. As if there’s cell service in Antarctica? We’re sure she gets the picture. No need to add insult to injury. After this breakup, our storyteller realized she dodged a bullet because that person was pretty wild and toxic. We’re still not sure whether or not this was a lie.