#45: Smedley Butler
You’re certainly right; I don’t know about this. I don’t know anything about someone called Smedley Butler, but if I did, you can rest assured that I would have made a lifetime’s worth of jokes about it. Although maybe I wouldn’t even need to, as it was just autocorrected to Smelly Butthead.

He really does seem to have gone to great lengths to prevent America from being overrun by fascists, and the cherry on top of the cake is that he was slated to be the fascist leader. I don’t know what worried him about being in charge, but he handed in the men plotting to support him to the authorities.
