The Soothing Effects of Water would Help Heal His Wound.
After hearing everything that has been said, we are able to deduce that Mark enjoys going to the theatre. To our relief, the administrators of the page were prepared to deal with drama queens like Mark, and they made it abundantly obvious that his infantile antics did not concern them in the least.
Farewell, Mark, and I pray that God will grant you the comfort and tranquilly that comes with spending eternity in his presence. It would appear that he is in the process of making his way towards the burn unit at the hospital at this very moment, which is where he needs to be.