If the Shoe Fits…
This ducky has a confession to make – he likes to hump shoes. He’s boasting a sign that reveals the following: “I hump shoes when nobody is looking, hashtag Closet Sneaker Humper.” It’s glorious. Additionally, this duck is cute as cute can be. He puts that Aflac duck to shame. Shame!
It’s okay, bud. Everyone succumbs to humping urges from time to time. Especially when it comes to inanimate objects. You just harbor an affinity for humping shoes. Do it to it! Follow your bliss. Do what makes you happy. Just make sure that your momma’s shoes remain intact.