Growth Chart
Now, this pup has his own unique growth chart. He started biting on the woodwork/paneling/door frames in his house when he was a baby. A sign posted near a tattered door frame says, “This is my growth chart!” We see a series of bite marks ascending said door frame. Our star of the show is sitting next to it, beaming with pride.

I think it’s a unique twist on property damage. Sometimes you can’t prevent young pooches from wearing and tearing and generally wreaking havoc on your home. But look at how cute he is! We’d let him chew our door off its hinges, shower him with treats, affectionate belly rubs, and sloppy kisses.
