Brenda, We’ve Got to Talk
“Brenda, we’ve got to talk. I’m growing weary of your obsessive behavior. Cease your incessant kissing! Please refrain from squeezing me!” We imagine this cat would have a conversation similar to this one if he could talk. Look at his pose. He’s clearly tired of Brenda’s nonsense. He’s ready to give her a piece of his mind.
Simultaneously, he also looks relaxed. Large and in charge. He exudes confidence. We wish we could be half as self-assured as this feline. He must be Kitty Overlord in his world. We bet that Brenda is finding it difficult to concentrate when her cat is staring her down all day, every day. We sure would.