Panda-mallows
Pandas look like marshmallows from afar. This is a well-known and well-documented fact. The photo below is evidence of that. “Somebody spilled their marshmallows” is the caption accompanying said photo. We see five panda bears lounging about. Looking like they’re melting in the sun like … marshmallows. Chewy, sweet, panda-mallows.
While we’re certain pandas can be mean, we also think they look very cuddly. We would sign up for a snuggle session with a panda bear. Additionally, if no one has capitalized on marshmallows shaped like panda bears, may we step in and seize that opportunity? Who wouldn’t consume panda bear-shaped marshmallows?