Neighborhood Defecator
“I like to escape so I can poop on the neighbor’s porch,” is scrawled on a sign hung around this chicken’s neck. Another poultry photo! Hey, at least he isn’t defecating on his own porch. He possesses the wherewithal to poop elsewhere. He’s trying to keep the place clean!
However, it’s probably best to try to contain your chickens. Perhaps this person should construct more secure fencing or get a sturdier cage for their chicken. Or consider house training him. Get him a litter box! He can take the place of your cat. Or really any animal. Chickens for President.