The Consumer
Uh oh. This little pup’s in the dog house. Apparently, she consumed a six-foot-long leash, which had to be removed at the vet three weeks later. Then, she proceeded to chow down on a shower curtain. Of all things. Those things are no-noes, puppy! We don’t eat objects, only food!

But look at her face! She looks so remorseful! Or perhaps she’s only sorry she got caught. We wonder what a leash and/or shower curtain would taste like. Possibly very plastic-like and tart. Maybe … tough? We’re not sure whether these things contain actual nutritional value. Most likely not. We’re not even sure she enjoyed it!