Bad Rooster
According to the sign below, this rooster likes to scare the neighborhood kids just for fun. A rooster is donning said sign around his neck, with a firerce look on his face. It’s a confession laden with truth. Chickens to do to terrorize tiny humans as a general rule. Tiny humans are easier to bully, even if they’re technically taller than you.
We say, as long as he’s not hurting anyone, let Mr. Chicken live his life. He deserves it. His life is already short enough as it is. Perhaps he should stick to terrorizing larger humans, just to be safe. They can handle it, that’s for certain. Tiny humans? Not so much.