I Want to Break Free
This person wanted a patch of a UFO with the caption, “I want to believe.” Believe in what? UFOs? We don’t mean to be technical, but anything that goes flying through the air that you can’t identify is an unidentified flying object. Anyway, that’s not the point of this post.
On the right, we see what the OP actually received in the mail. They got a three-inch-wide patch with a UFO flying over a backdrop of trees and hills, but the caption is slightly wrong, to say the least. If we got this patch, we would also want to leave this planet and never look back.