It’s Called a Dustpaaaaaan
Out of all the pictures we’ve seen so far, this one is by far the least disappointing. In fact, one could go as far as to say that this is an upgrade from the OP’s expectation. At first, they thought they were getting a regular-sized dustpan, but what they got instead was a dustpan that could lift an entire house.
The smile on this woman’s face tells us that she is in no way complaining about her purchase. We wish people sold more oversized household items, like comically large brooms and vacuum cleaners fitted with the engine of a helicopter.