Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage Life

Let’s face it: nobody ever wants to take the heat for something they did by accident. Sometimes, that mishap is unavoidable. However, if there weren’t any witnesses to the event, you can easily shift the blame on someone else! What better person to shift the blame to than your significant other, the person sharing the house with you?

This woman has a fool-proof system she shared on Twitter: whenever she breaks something (which, we’d like to hope, doesn’t happen too often) – she simply puts the blame on her husband, before he has a chance to learn otherwise. That way, he can’t say she did it, because he wasn’t there to see it, and he might actually believe he broke something and didn’t even notice.