Pay Attention
If we get this tweet right, according to this person, the only good thing that came out of his marriage is that he now has someone who tells him when the stoplight has changed to green. Well, maybe not the only good thing, but it’s definitely up there on his list of marriage perks.
Dude, you should pay more attention to the road. Your wife can’t be there at all times to tell you when the light has changed. I guess marriage means different things to different people, and it is the little things that make us fall in love with someone and want to spend the rest of our lives together.