#10: Dumb Is Dumb
I want to say I can’t believe he put that phone number down on the listing, but he’s not very bright, to begin with, if he was selling his roommate’s stuff on Craigslist. When one item goes missing, it’s lost. When two go missing, they’re stolen. It wouldn’t take a genius to figure out what had happened, even without the phone call.
I’m desperately hoping this was in the early 2000s when sidekicks were popular, mainly because a bedazzled sidekick today would seem so out of place. Can you imagine trying to sell one on Craigslist after 2010? It would be like trying to sell a single brick! Also, landlines are barely a thing anymore, right?