#29: Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk
This is one that doesn’t sound too bad at first, but I gagged as I read it. Old milk has that awful sour smell, and once everything is separated, it has this yellow clear liquid surrounding a block of white cheesy grossness. How do I know? I have kids.
That’s right. This is something a child would do. Trust me, though, this person is lucky it wasn’t chocolate milk because the smell of that is ten times worse. You have the sweetness of the chocolate, which doesn’t go bad, and the sourness of the milk. That smell will haunt you forever.