#34: In That Order
This one just gets progressively worse. He ate all the groceries, drank all the beer, stayed up partying all night, and then, to top it all off, slept with his girlfriend. I mean, don’t get me wrong, that last one is mostly on her, but still! That almost makes it even worse because she had to know what a jerk he was being.
I’m not surprised he didn’t do the dishes or clean up after himself, either. That’s par for the course with someone like this. Karma will come back around for him, hopefully in the form of an FBI raid at 2 am while he’s in the middle of doing something very dumb.