Jennifer Lopez
Did you know that J-Lo’s bottom is insured for $27 million? Even though this is just a rumor, we’re more than ready to believe that it’s true. After all, Jennifer Lopez has done everything she possibly can to ensure that her bottom is as shapely as it was 20 years ago. Sorry, this was a pretty weird thing to bring up.

But walking around with $27 million tied to your buttcheeks might cause some people to go nuts around her. Thankfully, she never leaves her hotel without a couple of guards by her sides. Here, we see her being sandwiched between two behemoths, who look like they could eat J-Lo in a single gulp.