Friend Zoned
Alright, granted, this isn’t exactly a selfie. The camera wasn’t focused on the person who took the picture. It was focused on something much more important: the person in the back who’s trying and failing to get a girlfriend. It’s super-mean that the OP took pictures of this kid’s worst high school experience, but in a way, it’s also pretty funny.
Funny for us, we mean. Meanwhile, that kid was probably pretty upset that A) he didn’t get the kiss he was fishing for all lunch period, and B) his attempts were uploaded onto the internet. Tough break, kid.