Baby Mop Onesie
Shut up and take my money rating: 1.0 out of 5.0 stars, at least for horrified moms. When they say dads shouldn’t be left alone with babies, this is exactly what they have in mind. Babies are a perpetual source of expenses, both in energy and in finances. All they do is cry, poop, eat, manage to make a mess out of everything, then sleep. Don’t you think it’s time to put them to good use — something housekeeping-worthy perhaps?
With that in mind, we present you the Baby Mop Onesie*: the only baby garment you’ll ever need! Watch these babies slip, slide and coo on the floor for a cause this time and see how your return of investment goes. Eliminate the need for a housekeeping tool when you turn your toddler into one with the Baby Mop Onesie! *Product may require an add-on of 18 years of child support before fully functioning.