Defibrillator Toaster
Shut up and take my money rating: 6.0 out of 5.0 stars specifically for Grey’s Anatomy fans. Speaking of toasts, how about stepping up your dull, old-timey breakfast game? We mean, seriously? Take a slice, pop in, toast, pop out, serve, repeat? Just how tedious can that be? It’s time to finally ditch your perfectly functional yet boring toaster for a much fun yet completely unnecessary kitchen tool — the defibrillator toaster!
Relive your wildest Grey’s Anatomy dreams without shocking an actual person with this defibrillator toaster. With its perfect imitation of the pop culture-famous hospital equipment, your mornings will now be literally charged with perfectly-made toasts and giggles here and there! What’s a better way to start your mornings than fake-shocking two slices of bread to bring some life into it? Pretty badass if you would ask us.