Stroller Scooter
Shut up and take my money rating: 5.0 out of 5.0 stars, obviously. Any rating below it is a crime. Who says fatherhood is the death of fitness? Whoever said that must have never heard of the Stroller Scooter. (Don’t worry, we haven’t heard of it until now, too.) Move over, Dior Vespa, because the hottest wheeled vehicle just came to town! The classic baby stroller comes back stronger and wackier as it merges with the iconic scooter for a whole new level of parenting experience.
With the Stroller Scooter, you can embrace fatherhood without ever having to give up your childish tendencies. Additionally, who would pass up on an opportunity to scare off your baby mama every now and then? Queue they see you rollin’, they really be hatin’ — especially your wife. [Disclaimer: some clients have reportedly experienced sleeping on the couch after purchasing the product, so we highly encourage you to inform your wives first.]