“Shut Up and Take My Money” – Insanely Funny Products

Shut up and take my money rating: 5.0 over 5.0 from a hardcore Star Wars fan’s POV. Looks like lightsabers are about to be dethroned as the coolest glow in the dark objects out there. Ever heard about the glow in the dark toilet paper? No? Probably not because this product is so unreal it would not exist in the first place!

But hey, who would say no to a luminescent addition to your daily bathroom routine? Make your trips to the bathroom worth it when you purchase the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper — a product so interesting it makes you stay on the toilet seat longer than any scrolling on Tiktok can. Just don’t forget to dispose of it properly in the trash bin unless you want your clogged toilet looking like a portal to another dimension.