Small Things That Are Oddly Irritating

Bags of chips are perhaps the biggest lie known to mankind. When we buy a bag of chips, we all know we’re getting a bag that’s only half full. And once again, there’s absolutely nothing we can do about it, so we make our piece with it and keep buying half-empty bangs of chips. We know we’re paying for air, but we keep doing it anyway.

But this has crossed the line. I mean, selling a bag like this is just a joke. There’s half empty, and then there’s this. I can literally count the number of chips in this bag. And what’s even worse than the fact this person just payed for nothing, is that they’ll stay hungry. And you can’t even think of sharing this bag of chips with friends!