Small Things That Are Oddly Irritating

Just like there’s a right way to slice a pizza or eat cake, there’s a right, universal way to eat different chocolate bars, such as KitKat. Everyone knows this isn’t the right way. Whoever says this is the right way to eat a KitKat bar is just trying to make someone angry. Well, congratulations – it worked! We’re pissed at this person.

Everyone knows the chocolate bar is divided in such a away that you can split it in equal parts, and maybe share it with a friend or save some for later. I mean, you can clearly see the marks on the bar telling you where to cut it. We don’t buy it that people really eat their chocolate bars this way – we’re pretty sure this is nothing but a mean joke.