Guard It with Your Life
Kanye West used to be one of our most favorite rappers. That was until he decided to go the ultra-super-artistic route with his music, and since 808 and Heartbreak, he hasn’t been the same. We miss the old Kanye West, the one whose idiocy wasn’t readily available for the public to see.

Just so you know, Kanye, we cannot relate to your tweet at all. Just because someone left a bottle of water next to us, we don’t feel compelled to raise it like our own children. What, do you have to have a custody battle with Kim to determine who has to watch over the bottle of water or something?