Be True to Yourself
Do you remember when Ashanti was still relevant in the music industry? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Do you remember when she would always feature alongside Ja Rule before he, and subsequently herself, became unmentionable names in rap and R&B? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Do you remember that tweet where Ashanti asked her followers how many of them aren’t afraid to cut the cheese in front of their men?
Wait, what? Why would any woman be afraid to release her bodily gases in front of the person who claims to love them more than anything in the world? We know women fart. Stop trying to convince us otherwise.