#36: Heard There Was Oil on Them Hills
What screams patriotism more than a bald eagle and U.S. flag profile picture? We’re not sure, and neither is this user. Did you know that bald eagles sound a lot like seagulls? It kind of takes the wind out of the majestic bird’s sails, don’t you think?
Americans would never do this despite being mostly descended from European colonists. And we’re sure that all the nations in the Middle East appreciate America’s “salvation” missile strikes. It’s not like America has “saved” other countries before, like Vietnam or Hawaii. Oh, wait.