#5: Weird How English Comes From England
“Britain is on Europe’s council, but it has not been granted the rank of European language user” is what we assume this user had running through their head when they asked this question. Still, we have to applaud the fact that they knew Americans speak English (at least in some form) and not American.
We’re left with a lot of other questions when we look at this one. If English is an American language, are there other American languages? And if so, what does this user think those languages are? We can’t imagine any actual American languages like Navajo popping up on their list.