Why corporal punishment should be legal
Ah, yes, the classic should-I-hit-a-kid-who-isn’t-mine scenario. Allow us to explain what’s going on here. This child and his family are enjoying a nice meal at a nice restaurant with strangers nearby. However, this kid wasn’t sitting still, so his parents gave him an iPad to watch videos on YouTube. No problem, right?
WRONG! The kid isn’t wearing headphones, and he turned the volume all the way up! How else was he supposed to hear what those annoying cartoon characters were saying in the middle of lunch service? It should be legal to administer corporal punishment on kids that aren’t yours and their parents for being so rude.