Can I exchange this for an Apple?
Wasn’t there a Vine about someone trying to switch a banana with a “broken antenna” for a brand-new iPhone? Yeah, that was a funny video. However, the backstory behind this semi-peeled mango and its previous owner is more sad than anything.
The person purchased this mango, took it home, peeled it open, returned to the store, and tried to exchange it with another mango. Apparently, this one was “too ripe,” and they didn’t want the sweet, mango juices running down their chin. Look, Ken or Karen, there’s no such thing as an overripe mango. And even if there was, you should’ve tossed it in the garbage.