Wanna sit? Too bad!
There’s nothing worse than public transport. Having to sit next to complete strangers for the entire ride can be annoying, but at least you can ignore each other in peace. But that’s not the case when you ride buses with these two doofuses. See how they put their legs on the seats next to them?
We pray that some guy came over, looked at their feet, then proceeded to sit down on them anyway. Perhaps having someone’s smelly bottom on your shins and ankles will teach you a thing or two about being more courteous in public. If not, they deserve a lifetime ban from public transport everywhere.