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Here’s something that, deep down, we probably knew on a subconscious level. Your barista hates you. And it’s not just you, it’s everyone who comes into the store. That includes fellow partners, supervisors, the owner who only comes once a month to rob the cash register, and anyone else who dares step foot in the premises.
But they’re all smiles and laughs when you order, so they can’t possibly hate you, can they? Wrong. They do, and they’ve become so sour over the years that they can mask their undying hatred for you behind a convincing toothy smile. With that in mind, make sure you don’t anger your Starbucks barista.