Round It Up
Oh, you think you’re going to waste your barista’s time by ordering a fraction of a pump? Think again. Whether you want one-half, one-third, or one-seventeenth, this employee is going to give you one full pump. And be thankful that it’s just one and not one dozen pumps!
People come up with the weirdest orders and think that they’ve come across the perfect Starbucks recipe. Well, you didn’t. You can brag to your friends all you like about how 3.5 pumps is the perfect amount, but what you really should be telling them is that four pumps is perfect.