A City Tiger
So, you’re driving down the road one day and notice that the local strip mall doesn’t have very many cars parked in front of it. You wonder why that is, even though it’s a sunny Saturday, and people usually congregate at the strip mall for frozen yogurt and conversation.
Then you turn your head to the right and find the reason why the place is abandoned. A freaking tiger escaped the zoo and is currently visiting every shop in the city. Sorry, Tiger. No shoes, no shirt, no service. FYI, if a tiger “escapes” a zoo, it’s not actually escaping; it’s making a break for freedom.