Cemetery Friend
First of all, we’ll ask the question everyone is probably wondering to themselves right now: why would you purchase a piece of property next to a graveyard? If zombies break out of their graves, guess who’s going to be the first ones to become zombified?
And if zombies weren’t a big enough problem, this person had to deal with a mysterious man in a red jacket by the stone house, which was probably a mausoleum. It’s bad enough that a man would just stand there in the middle of the night, but to see them waving at you? Scratch that—only your kid sees them waving.