#10: I’m a Creep, I’m a Weirdo
Folks, Kim sets the gold standard for how to handle creeps and weirdos. It all starts with a simple “Hello, Kim,” and it takes a turn for the hysterical. She (or he?) responds with, “Sup, weirdo?” Of course, homeboy wonders why he has to be the weirdo. “If you weren’t a weirdo, Kim would’ve given you her real phone number. Boom goes the dynamite!

Clearly, Kim coerced her friend/acquaintance to masquerade as her for this creep/weirdo. It’s a masterstroke, a genius chess move for one who totally owned this bro. Everyone, take notes. Employ this as your move if you want to utterly humiliate the weirdos. It’ll surely take these creeps aback.