#21: Mom Knows Best
If your teenage son asks you out of the blue “what time I was born”, it can only mean one thing. He’s dating someone who’s into astrology. And that’s usually not a good thing. there are two kinds of people in the world: people who believe in astrology, and people who believe astrology is nonsense (for lack of a better word).

If you belong to the second group, you’ll stay far away from the first group as humanly possible. We’re not sure what group this dude belongs to; maybe he was just trying to impress this pretty girl he likes and he was in over his head. Give him a break; we’ve all said and done strange things in order to impress our crush.