#46: The Wrong Shannon
Don’t you hate it when you ask the wrong Shannon, especially when the correct one is right there? Apparently, this person enthusiastically asked a Shannon if they wanted to go to a restaurant, to which Shannon responded, “That’s like an hour away, dude!” The “dude” wanted Shannon to meet him on the eighth floor.
Then came the moment of realization. While the Shannon in this text exchange was disappointed, they hold no grudges and wished this dude well. Firstly, how many Shannons does this person has in their contact list? Secondly, if you have multiple Shannons on your phone, then perhaps you should find a way to differentiate them.