Don’t Drink and Drive-Through
Look, guys, there are so many reasons that drinking alcohol, especially to excess, is bad for you. It can lead to high blood pressure, liver disease, strokes, heart disease, and cancer. It can lead to mental problems as well, such as learning and memory issues, dementia, depression, and anxiety. It causes hundreds of thousands of deaths a year.
And now, we have a new health risk to add to that list: excessive drinking can cause you to drive your car through a drive-through completely naked, crash into a telephone pole, and be so out of it that you just sit there eating tacos until the police come. If that’s not an argument against excessive drinking, I don’t know what it is.