Don’t Be Trashy
You guys, don’t be like the guy in this next story. Don’t chug a beer before you’ve even had your morning coffee. Don’t drive around with an open can of beer in your car, as in addition to being fairly illegal, it’s also just a super bad idea.
And don’t throw empty cans out of your car window! This careless disregard for the disposal of our trash is how our cities get wrecked. Well, that plus idiots driving around with open cans of beer who get plastered and crash into telephone poles and fire hydrants.