The Couch Car
When I was in college, there was a guy at my school who had somehow mounted a sofa on wheels with a motor, and he would drive around town in comfort and style (and probably a large amount of danger to himself and others). I was always a little jealous that I didn’t have the know-how to turn random household objects into a vehicle.
But apparently, I just wasn’t using the old noggin! If I didn’t know how to add a motor and wheels to a sofa, all I needed to do was recruit a bunch of friends to carry it around town with me! I don’t think these kids were looking for a form of transportation, though. I don’t know why they wanted food all over their sofa, but I’m betting the evening ended with somebody unhappy about something.