#26: Nicholas All the Rage Cage
Why are there so many products with Nicholas Cage’s face on them? Clearly, we are unaware of some weird, mysterious underground subculture dedicated to Mr. Cage, and it’s hilarious. This backpack makes him look like an egghead, but he was great in National Treasure. No hating. We’re not quite sure he’s bald yet, though.
This Nicholas Cage backpack was likely originally bought from a store like Spencer’s, Hot Topic, or another with a similar vibe. *Blinks* Did those stores survive the past two years? Anyways, at least their products can be purchased online or second-hand, even if your local mall has unfortunately joined the mall parking lot graveyard.