#32: Instant Purchase Regret
Roger, that ceiling fan is absolutely going to be a no-go. As soon as I take off after reading the bedtime story, I’ll crash right into that helicopter with my head. Black Hawk down; it’s unavoidable. I’m going down and taking the chopper with me; there’s no other way.
Believe it or not, I have actually come across one of these bad boys in person. In high school, mom had us babysit some kids to earn extra money. This looks like the exact bedroom one of them had. It looks really cool. It just hurts really bad. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?