#7: Congrats!
This passive-aggressive note hits the spot. Obviously, the person who wrote it isn’t congratulating him on anything other than being the a menace to society. This person went through the trouble of taking a picture of the car, printing this note, and then hanging it around the office. You can tell this poorly parked car struck a nerve.
He makes a good point, though. Perhaps the most annoying thing about double parking (well, after the part where the double-parked car takes up two precious spaces) is that it feels like the people who double park think they are better than everyone else. As if they have every right to take up as many parking spots as they please.